if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms
this has been a psa don’t be silly wrap your willy
Signal boosting the hell out of this.
Hyrule Warriors concept art!
Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
On being asked if she is a feminist (in light of stars such as Shailene Woodley, Lady Gaga, and Kelly Clarkson rejecting the label): “I don’t think they really understood what feminism is. It’s a right. Feminism, to me, is standing up for everything that someone else has already done for you. My mom has overcome so much in her life. She makes me want to stand up for myself. Stand up to the studio heads who try to tell me that I can’t have blonde hair; they want brown hair. Or I need bigger boobs, or I need to work out. Or I’m too skinny, so, like, ‘Eat a cheeseburger.’ I stand up for myself every day of my life. I grew up in a family of four boys. I’m, like, a born feminist. I’ve been a feminist since I was four years old.” - Chloe Grace Moretz
She’s like 16 and she gets it more than these ignorant grown women.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I want a slice of pumpkin pie right now!
An entire pie actually
(Source: , via randomuserthatisme)
♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡
The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours