"I wanna be a Starship Ranger
Even if it might sound strange
Maybe now, I'm not a Ranger
But all of that is right about to change"
I am Kelsey, I hail from the land of southern California (the shitty part) but am currently getting my education at the University of Oregon.
I am quite fond of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Star Wars, The Avengers, Comic Books, Nightwing, Batman, The Hunger Games, Gilmore Girls, Starkid, Friends, and Giraffes. Especially Giraffes.
Send me a message! I love to talk to people. Have fun exploring things that I enjoy. I hope you enjoy it.
Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah!
Also, I really like David Tennant. Like I REALLY like him.
No, wait, I LOVE him. Yeah that sounds more accurate.
EVERYDAY IS TENNANT TUESDAY HERE!
• Ask me anything
David tennant is so Raven.
do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves
Actually yes they did
and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses
true shit, people
People never change do they
we got taller
(Source: destroyjohnlock, via captain-of-the-friend-ship)
9:59 pm • 10 December 2013 • 75,955 notes
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
9:51 pm • 10 December 2013 • 257,737 notes
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
9:51 pm • 10 December 2013 • 118,777 notes
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
9:51 pm • 10 December 2013 • 127,001 notes
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
9:51 pm • 10 December 2013 • 126,383 notes
Remember way back when, when the Starkids bleeped out the f-word
And then twisted came along annnnd
I remember the days of innocence
remember way back when the Starkids made a musical that had singing genitals
9:50 pm • 10 December 2013 • 706 notes
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
(Source: katyapryde, via tenth-doctor-watson)
9:50 pm • 10 December 2013 • 180,887 notes
George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?
- I’m supposed to say my dick or something.
(Source: blondiepoison, via errolwiththepost)
9:49 pm • 10 December 2013 • 2,812 notes
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face
(Source: beeblejuice, via sleuthing-marshmallow)
9:47 pm • 10 December 2013 • 28,577 notes
tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING
well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.
(Source: redandgreen-submaureen, via get-back-to-hogwarts)
9:04 pm • 10 December 2013 • 106,105 notes
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
9:03 pm • 10 December 2013 • 300,462 notes